Chelsea Kleven has won the t-shirt contest with her “Got Snake Milk?” design that wonderfully mocks Vanessa and Casper. For those who don’t remember, Vanessa and Casper believed that milking a snake involved a lactating reptile.
Vanessa talks about her and Ariana’s trip to New York to see the Puffs play. Vanessa describes it as “a lot of very funny jokes and a lot of death” which is a rave review from her. Ron and Hermione are played by a mop and a candlestick with rope on it, respectively.
Vanessa and Casper explore whether or not loyalty is a good thing, since it leads to so many Hufflepuff deaths. Casper thinks about how Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy’s loyalties deeply affect the trajectory of the books. Vanessa advocates for the Housing system at Hogwarts to be abolished, or at least randomized. Ever referenced, she brings up how this would be a chapter of Vanessa and Casper’s hypothetical book The Failed Pedagogy of Hogwarts. Vanessa talks about how she loves the 90s and Casper similarly confesses he has been on a Green Day bout.